This kid normally poops pretty consistently at nap time and possibly overnight. Like regardless of potty training, that's been the routine for forever.
He woke up from his nap with the nastiest diaper. The kind that took half a container of wipes to clean up and then needed immediate disposal of the garbage outside!
I definitely thought I was in the clear. My poor old naive little self. Maybe within the first half hour after his nap, after already trying to sit on the potty, I hear Avett say "poop". And sure enough as he walks over I can smell it. Fortunately, it pretty much just rolled out of his underwear without leaving a trail. His butt on the other hand... How do parents normally handle this? With regular toilet paper? That just didn't seem efficient or strong enough to clean up the mess.
Well anyways, handled that like a super mom. Sweet and calm and a "you didn't know any better" attitude.
No joke, less than 15 minutes later he pooped again! And this one was all skid marks all over! It was hard to even figure out where to start. I ended up having to finish up by taking him upstairs to his changing table so that I could get a better handle on cleaning up the rear.
After that I was irritated. I didn't like the way this was playing out for myself, and I was legitimately concerned that maybe he didn't feel well and this poo poo train wasn't going to be ending anytime soon, so I stuck him in a pull up. That of course did the trick!
Which was great because I had this pain in the ass changing table to get back to painting!
What a fricken day.
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